There was a time when I was the best Street Fighter player on planet earth. I ain’t gonna lie, I used to get my ass kicked when I first started playing, even by dudes with one arm! I mean this guy wasn’t playing me with one arm for the fun of it, he only had one arm! He was freakin’ good. A couple hundred quarters later though, I had that one arm dude mad! In fact I had the whole city mad! Kids used to put their quarters away when I was in the building, and this is supposed to be a game where you challenge the best! But them little suckas knew - I hit em’ with the hadoooken!